Now let’s write a bit about some nonsense the way I actually intended to write over a decade ago, which is just a load of nonsense with some serious stuff intermingled. I actually did do that for a while, but obviously the big brigade of epic retards had infallible analysis ready.
That’s what they call ‘bias confirmation’ btw. But let’s save that one for another day, because I’m sure there are plenty more to come where I can rant on you fucking retards and the complete lack of accountability that defines you fucking morons.
Now check this out folks:
Yeah I’m rich, I know. A bunch of Yen coins. Count them, they’ll add up to a really beautiful number, especially according to your overlords I’m sure! They’ll love this. Purely accidental, with an added emphasis on purely, but the diligent follower surely had already understood that part.
Anyway. Today it was my turn to be really smart. At the small local supermarket that is. I’m there almost every day to buy some stuff you know, soup, milk, protein shakes, you name it, they got it. Not bad for a small supermarket, really. They even sell crayons, notebooks and gloves just to name some random things.
Anyway, today I got there after some 47km of glorious cycling and after buying way too much stuff mr. Smartbutt had to pay the exact amount of 2134 Yen.
So the cashier said something like:
Blahblahblahblahblahblahblah (which is approximately the amount of spoken Japanese that I understand).
So I noticed the 2134 Yen. I got my credit card out, cuz I’m fucking poor so why not collect a bit more debt, right, but then I realized that today I had brought an enormous amount of coins, that I wanted to get rid of.
And then gave her a 5000 Yen bill and these coins:
The cashier looked ever so slightly weird for like 2 tenth of a second, but kept her composure and just gave me my change.
It obviously took me a bit longer to realize what a dumbass I am.
Well boyz and galz, that was the story of the day.
I hope you didn’t fall asleep halfway!
