I wasn’t left with a choice. The Taiwanese have proven to be so impossible that they simply did not leave any room for ‘choice’. So they have been dealt with the way they have been dealt with.
However compared to these narcissistic freaks I’m a much nicer person. So I’ll give them a real choice. They can or just go on with what we are all doing and die in the process;
Or they can just hand themselves over to the big brother (老大）on the other side of the pond and be over with all this. I’m sure they will have a -real- friendly celebratory welcome ready for you, so there’s absolutely zero need to be nervous whatsoever. Their Warm Embrace (溫暖的懷抱) together with The Eastern Sun (東方太陽) will enlighten your dark empty ghostly souls; that is, if you would choose this option.
(On a slightly different note: Now isn’t this a nice exercise in rational choice and game theory, My Dear Science Fucktards?)
Good luck 🙂
