Jesus Motha Fucking Christ

No, no, and hell no.

I’m not your fucking toy. In fact, you freaks completely fucked up for over twenty years now, and did it on purpose on top of it.

And you have proven to be completely incapable of ‘running’ my life. If you could read then you would have read for over a thousand times by now that you should never have done so anyway. But you are obsessed donkeys with a superiority complex, isn’t it?

Okay, for every time you try to wake me up using dogs (because fireworks are discontinued for some reason) I add fifty to my arms, and we do 50 less of you know what it is.

For every bark 5 less. For every work of fire 5 less.

This delusional load of garbage is done now.

It’ll cost you a billion Euro only. Oh, and if I already earned that amount myself, then still add those 2 zeros for them to pay. The one billion is just a minimum, if it turns out that adding two zeros goes over 1 billion then they will know what they have to do.

End of Story.


EDIT:They must have heard me! They already set off two pieces of fireworks. That’s a solid -10. Just the same as how my arms went, but now with them.

If that are your priorities, right.

Seriously.

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