You Can’t Compete

The minions over here decided that today it would be suitable, after many years of scooter seat slamming and door slamming, to do a round of fridge door slamming.

Of course guys. If this is real then you’re truly dead. Anyway, the Koreans told me, so I was aware, and people before that had more or less told me as well. So that’s one. Of course it’s also pretty obvious when your 金門 minion, who actually really said

Oh, You’re actually Indian! Now I understand.

at the beginning of the second year of uni, starts whining online about the 青春 that has being taken away from someone that isn’t even none of her fucking business, then the local minion who’s officially working for some temple or so now according to her and is in the pearl (珠寶) business, together with our good friend ‘moral overlord’ recently saying the same, while our 金門 minion was officially the girlfriend of the army minion I streamed about near the university, and the local minion having the same job as the donating to both parties minions with a fridge, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc,

Maybe, just maybe, you might understand now why I think you’re absolutely brainless idiots who have to pay a massive amount of money or will be destroyed by half the world.

Nice try though. And hey, you did take away over a decade of my life didn’t you? And persuaded half the world to go with it. So that’s mission accomplished! Right?

They will not like having been deceived like this.

Trust me on that.

And the verdict has already been given, so that should be clear.

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