And no, this was not planned. A bit of mimicking gets you there. Also I wrote it already down almost a decade ago, so don’t start crying. And no, this was not the intention twelve years (nor twenty) ago either. But:
The moral overlords and especially their minions over here are strongly in favour of the death penalty. Believe it or not, that’s for moralistic reasons. You can’t even simply turn on the tv here and be bombarded with all kinds of moral reasons to do the most inhumane bullshit.
I think we all know one certain example by now, right?
Anyway, so when I was thirteen I decided that I was going to earn a lot of money first, and then buy an uninhabited island and live there. Of course you have to be rich enough to get a private jet going once every now and then to get your groceries in so to say, so it’s not cheap. That was my original plan.
It turns out that according to all kinds of domestic (=Taiwanese) law, all kinds of international law and the moralistic overlordism of the freaks themselves they are all on the death row! Now, as diligent as human beings with their superlofty moral overlord standards that they held to others, I am sure that they will also hold them to each other.
Which means they’re all dead.
Which means I’m owning this island from now on.
Which means that I have succeeded. The biggest achievement ever seen conducted by one single individual, isn’t it. I don’t own a gun, and neither do I have a single penny.
It turns out that it is I
who has the biggest balls of them all!
